He is Nice, Sweet, Successful BUT….
I Track Him Everywhere He Goes
I Make My Own Water
If You Make $50,000 You’re Not a Man
I Created My Own Language & Culture
My Face Cost $13,000+
I Don’t Work I Spend Daddy’s Money
I Don’t Have a V*gina & I’m Female
I Spent $100,000 on 5 Cats
I’m Going on 50 Dates
I Use Egg as Shampoo
I Don’t Drink Water
I Don’t know How To Do Anything
What I Feed My Husband
This Baby vs LeBron James
Stop Drinking Tap Water & Bottled Water
I Want A Man That Doesn’t Exist
You Must Buy Both of Us Drinks
Only Date Women You Can K*LL
I Shower Only 1 Time Every 30 Days